When Siri Keeps it Real … lmfao Shout to my boy Chiefy in the video
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CHECK OUT THE PROMO VIDEO FOR
EL CIRCO
ZAWEZO’S OFFICIAL ALBUM RELEASE
Purchase link: http://www.cdbaby.com/m/cd/zawezodelpatio2
mobile link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjn02WaLfCk
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THE RELEASE PARTY
9PM
@ HK (39TH & 9TH)
MUST BE ON GUESTLIST RSVP: DJDUBBZ26@GMAIL.COM
Sponsored by LOMAXIMOPRODUCTIONS.COM & PRESIDENTE
Open Bar @ 9pm
Live Performance by:
@KOELMASCOMPLETO
&
@ZAWEZO
LIVE MUSIC BY:
@DJDUBBZ26 - @DJRICROC - @DJSANONE - @EVIL_DJ_GETRITE
IN THE BUILDING
ECHO “THE LAB”
YOUNG HOLLYWOOD
DOUBLE G MUSIC
AND THE WHOLE LATINO URBANO MOVEMENT IN NYC
OPEN BAR BITCHES!!!
In case you forgot I released his official first mixtape as a solo artist after his split with @SENSATO . Here is the link for La Independencia Mixed by @DJDUBBZ26 hosted by @AJELKALLEJERO: http://snd.sc/jeTiz2
Top 10 FMYLIFE Moments of The Week 1.20.12
10. Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey.” FML
9. Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, “Yeah, that’s nice, but now your tits are tiny”. FML
8. Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I’ve just raped myself. FML
7. Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML (Dj Dubbz Sidenote: I hate bras I never got the whole
unclipping of a bra with one hand. It always ends up in an awkward bear hug. FAIL)
6. Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: “unusual vaginal secretions”. They’re unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML
5. Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
4. Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML
3. Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour’s window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML
2. Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML
1. Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
Top 10 FMYLIFE Moments of The Week 1.13.12
10. Today, my girlfriend’s Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with “parental supervision”. Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
9. Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
8. Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said “no” over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
7. Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, “Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother.” FML
6. Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML
5. Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that’s okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
4. Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
3. Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend’s braces. FML
2. Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
1. Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she’s pregnant. Good news: I’m probably not the father. FML
Top 10 FMYLIFE Moments of The Week 12.30.11
10.Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only “sluts and whores” shave their pubes. She then told me that she’s never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she’s “moral.” Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
9. Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said “You think you’re ready for a round two?” She replied “No, but I do think I’m ready for the rest of round one.” FML
8. Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn’t have sex with me because my bedroom wasn’t “properly symmetrical.” FML
7. Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
6. Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with “hot teen lesbians” for the past several months. FML
5. Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
4. Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I’d wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML
3. Today, the girl I’m in love with told me she might be a lesbian. She then asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. I asked if she was 100% sure she was a lesbian? Her reply was: “No, I just think you’d be a good transition”. FML
2. Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type ‘virginia’ into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for ‘virgin boy assholes’. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I’m a young guy. FML
1. Today, my friends decided it would be funny to give me a “hickey” with a vacuum cleaner while I was passed out drunk. Not only do I have to try and explain this to my girlfriend, but we’re meeting her parents for lunch this afternoon. FML
