HOY SE BEBE @ CLUB AMNESIA (QNZ, NYC) FEB. 3
ZAWEZO DEL PATIO EL CIRCO CD RELEASE PARTY @ HELL’S KITCHEN
Mobile link: http://youtu.be/-21osFmWQ6U
When Siri Keeps it Real … lmfao Shout to my boy Chiefy in the video
Mobile Link: http://alturl.com/2567r
CHECK OUT THE PROMO VIDEO FOR
EL CIRCO
ZAWEZO’S OFFICIAL ALBUM RELEASE
Purchase link: http://www.cdbaby.com/m/cd/zawezodelpatio2
mobile link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjn02WaLfCk
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THE RELEASE PARTY
9PM
@ HK (39TH & 9TH)
MUST BE ON GUESTLIST RSVP: DJDUBBZ26@GMAIL.COM
Sponsored by LOMAXIMOPRODUCTIONS.COM & PRESIDENTE
Open Bar @ 9pm
Live Performance by:
@KOELMASCOMPLETO
&
@ZAWEZO
LIVE MUSIC BY:
@DJDUBBZ26 - @DJRICROC - @DJSANONE - @EVIL_DJ_GETRITE
IN THE BUILDING
ECHO “THE LAB”
YOUNG HOLLYWOOD
DOUBLE G MUSIC
AND THE WHOLE LATINO URBANO MOVEMENT IN NYC
OPEN BAR BITCHES!!!
In case you forgot I released his official first mixtape as a solo artist after his split with @SENSATO . Here is the link for La Independencia Mixed by @DJDUBBZ26 hosted by @AJELKALLEJERO: http://snd.sc/jeTiz2
Top 10 FMYLIFE Moments of The Week 1.20.12
10. Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey.” FML
9. Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, “Yeah, that’s nice, but now your tits are tiny”. FML
8. Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I’ve just raped myself. FML
7. Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML (Dj Dubbz Sidenote: I hate bras I never got the whole
unclipping of a bra with one hand. It always ends up in an awkward bear hug. FAIL)
6. Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: “unusual vaginal secretions”. They’re unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML
5. Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
4. Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML
3. Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour’s window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML
2. Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML
1. Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
Top 10 FMYLIFE Moments of The Week 1.13.12
10. Today, my girlfriend’s Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with “parental supervision”. Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
9. Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
8. Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said “no” over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
7. Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, “Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother.” FML
6. Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML
5. Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that’s okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
4. Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
3. Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend’s braces. FML
2. Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
1. Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she’s pregnant. Good news: I’m probably not the father. FML
